People who say
they sleep like a baby usually
don't have one.
Joined a health
club last year, spent four hundred
bucks. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently, you have to show
that's an old Indian word meaning
biggest seller is cookbooks and the
second is diet books - how not to
eat what you've just learned how to
last fight was my fault. My wife
"What's on the
TV?"...I said, 'Dust!"
wife and I have the secret to
making a marriage last. Two times a
week, we go to a nice restaurant, a
little wine, good food.. She goes
Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
in America do people order double
fries, and a diet coke.
gained a few pounds around the
middle. The only lower-body
garments I own that still fit me
comfortably are towels.
within your income,
if you have to borrow money to do
stop smoking is the easiest thing I
ought to know; I've done it a
told my wife: You could lose a lot
of weight if you'd just carry all
your diet books around the block
once a day.
always hold hands with my
let go, she starts to
plenty of exercise: jumping to
pushing my luck,
and dodging deadlines!
Lampner's Law of
leaving work late, you will go
you leave work early, you will meet
in the parking lot.
Nothing makes it
easier to resist temptation than a
proper bringing-up, a sound set of
values - and witnesses.
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